Johnie Scott
Paul Clayton * Track #5 On Bobby Burns’ Merry Muses of Caledonia
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Album Bobby Burns’ Merry Muses of Caledonia
- #1Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
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- #2Our Jock’s Broke Yesterday
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- #3How Can I Keep My Maidenhead
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- #4Who Will Mow Me Now
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- #5Johnie Scott
Paul Clayton
- #6John Anderson, My Jo
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- #7Tommie Makes My Tail Toddle
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- #8Tweedmouth Town
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- #9Would You Do That
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- #10Ellibanks
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- #11Beware of the Ripples
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- #12Duncan McCleerie
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- #13Muirland Meg
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- #14No Hair on It
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- #15Cooper of Dundee
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- #16Who the Devil Can Hinder the Wind to Blow
Paul Clayton
- #17Lassie Gathering Nuts
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- #18The Thrusting of It
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- #19My Bonnie Highland Lad
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- #20The Patriarch
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- #21Duncan Davison
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Johnie Scott by Paul Clayton
Performed by
Paul ClaytonAbout
The song deals with a common subject of the seventeenth and eighteenth-century bawdy songs: female genital hair. Songs such as this were often written and recited by men in convivial male company.
Johnie Scott Lyrics
Where will we get a coat
For Johnie Scott
Among us maidens all?
Where will we get a coat
For Johnie Scott
To make the laddie braw?
There's your gate hair
And there's my gate hair
And we'll twine it wondrous small
And if the weave be scarce
We'll crop our arse
To make him a kilt and all