Jingle Hells Bells

[Intro]
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho

[Verse 1]
Like Guns N' Roses with Axl Rose spittin'
Ozzy's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

[Refrain]
Ho, ho, ho

[Verse 2]
Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub (Oh)
Little gold chains clipped to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things

[Chorus]
We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's so pale

[Refrain]
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho

[Verse 3]
Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things

[Chorus]
We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's
Jingle Hell's bells

[Outro]
Ho, ho, ho