Didn’t I Get This Last Year?

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louise
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Same thing every year, Aunt Louise
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?

Some socks, some socks, and some tiny BVDs
But I can't get them up past my knees
Could you return them please, Aunt Louise?

Open this one first, Uncle Bob
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Try to act surprised Uncle Bob
But I got this last year?
But he got that last year

A tie, a tie wider than a mile
With a pattern way out of style
With a pattern way out of style

Said my wife to our neighbors 'cross the street
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year
What a thoughtful gift, Peg and Al
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year

A plant, a plant in a moldy mayonnaise jar
They must have dug one up from their yard
They must have dug one up from their yard

Said the Dad to his kids on Christmas day
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
This is just exactly what I want
This is just exactly what I want
Just as much as last year
Just as much as last year

Surprise, surprise a coupon for some fries
That was really very thoughtful, you guys
Really very thoughtful, you guys

Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
Didn't I get this last year?
I'm sure I got this last year
Didn't I get this last year?
You know, thanks, that was really very nice
Didn't I get this last year?