Jersey Devil (Mixtape Version)

[Intro]
A lot of you guys, uh, have been saying
You know, that you miss the old Ashtin, who’s always pissed off and always rapping about that kind of shit
But, you know that’s..that’s just really not who I am anymore, so
You know, I’m taking this shit in a different direction entirely…
Nah, fuck that!

[Verse 1]
Yeah, a lot of motherfuckers out here talking shit
Jealous of my success; hop off of my dick
I built myself an audience and got it quick
I ain’t got a fuck to give to you sobbing kids
Whine and bitch, all you do is whine and bitch
Want yourself some cheese with that whine? I got a lot of Swiss
I’ve been doing shows, signing autographs, and taking pics
Haters, get back to me when you get yourself a million hits
There’s a billion fucking rappers spitting rhetoric
In it for the money, not the messages
Selling out to get it quick
Talking ‘bout a life that they ain’t ever lived
Fuck that, I won’t settle for anything less than excellent (nothing less)
Putting in work for a minute, now finally getting success
Waited my turn, now I’m coming up next
Paid all my dues and my debts, yes
Worth all the work and the stress, bet
Somebody ready the press
I’ll be somebody this game better never forget
Jersey boys do it the best, bang

[Hook]
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
These other motherfuckers just ain’t on my level
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
On the highway to Hell, press the fucking pedal
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
These other motherfuckers just ain’t on my level
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
On the highway to Hell, press the fucking pedal

[Verse 2]
Holding it down for the Garden State
I started from nothing a long time ago, in a galaxy far away
And I’m here to stay, no matter how hard you pray
There isn’t a mountain that’s high enough for me to climb like I’m Marvin Gaye
Black or white, it doesn’t really matter
I’m ascending faster than a fucking pastor in the Rapture
My control of grammar’s leaving other rappers with a stammer
Mind your manners, I could turn my competition to cadavers
The King of Rap is here to fucking take my throne
Came alone
Fuck the beaten path, Ashtin made his own
This game's my home, about to make some renovations
Rap God's Second Coming, check the Book of Revelations
Wait, I'm mistaken; I'm New Jersey's patron saint in saying shit to shake these old white people across the nation
If I offend you, it's probably cause I intend you
I hope I piss you off with all this noise that I've been making
Fuck you

[Hook]
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
These other motherfuckers just ain’t on my level
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
On the highway to Hell, press the fucking pedal
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
These other motherfuckers just ain’t on my level
I’m the Jersey Devil, I’m the Jersey Devil
On the highway to Hell, press the fucking pedal

[Outro]
We're just some kids at play
We're just some kids at play