William Finn & Heather MacRae & Chip Zien & Stephen Bogardus & Faith Prince & Michael Rupert
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Faith Prince & Danny Gerard & Chip Zien
William Finn & Danny Gerard
William Finn & Michael Rupert & Faith Prince & Stephen Bogardus & Chip Zien & Heather MacRae
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Faith Prince & Danny Gerard & Chip Zien
William Finn & Faith Prince & Chip Zien & Danny Gerard & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Danny Gerard & Faith Prince & Michael Rupert & Chip Zien
William Finn & Michael Rupert
William Finn & Janet Metz & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert & Heather MacRae
William Finn & Faith Prince
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Faith Prince & Danny Gerard & Chip Zien
William Finn & Danny Gerard & Faith Prince & Chip Zien
William Finn & Janet Metz & Heather MacRae & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert
William Finn & Danny Gerard
William Finn & Heather MacRae
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus
William Finn & Danny Gerard & Heather MacRae & Chip Zien & Janet Metz & Faith Prince & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert
William Finn & Stephen Bogardus & Michael Rupert
William Finn & Jonathan Kaplan & Stephen Bogardus & Chip Zien & Michael Rupert
Mendel the psychiatrist shines a flashlight into the audience on a dark stage, welcoming us to “Falsettoland”, the conclusion to March of the Falsettos.
Marvin has realized that it’s “About Time” that he grows up and get over himself. He has called a truce with Trina and he has managed to maintain...
MENDEL:
Homosexuals
Women with children
Short insomniacs
And a teeny tiny band
Come, right in
The welcome mat is on the floor
Let's, begin
This story needs an ending
Homosexual
Father with children
One bar mitzvah that
Is scrupulously planned
ALL:
Lover's come and lover's go
Lover's fight and sing fortissimo
Give these handsome boys a hand
Welcome to Falsetto-land
TRINA and JASON:
Fancy families
DR. CHARLOTTE:
Women internists
CORDELIA:
Kosher caterers
WOMEN:
Who are trying to expand
ALL:
Everybody on his mark
WOMEN:
Congregate at Central Park
MEN:
Pretty boys are in demand
ALL:
Welcome to Falsetto-land
WHEE!
WHOO!
What a world we live in!
WHEE!
WHOO!
What a world we live in!
MARVIN:
It's about time, don't ya think?
It's about time to grow up, don't ya think?
It's about time to grow up and face the music
It's about time
I had a wife
I had a lover
He ran for cover, she I divorced
I got hissed when I cracked my lover on the wrist
She got pissed and ran off with my psychiatrist
So I don't have a psychiatrist
Except on the Jewish holidays but I still have my son on the weekends
Just on the weekends
And some very good friends
But I don't have a lover anymore
Oh my God
When am I gonna get over this?
When am I gonna get over this?
When am I gonna get over this?
ALL except MARVIN:
Homosexuals
TRINA:
Women with children
ALL:
Ex-Ex Lovers
MENDEL:
And a teeny tiny band
ALL:
Welcome to Falsettoland
MENDEL:
Psycho-analysts
JASON:
Child insomniacs
ALL:
Welcome to Falsettoland
Liberal Democrats
DR. CHARLOTTE and CORDELIA:
Spiky lesbians
ALL:
Welcome to Falsettoland
WHIZZER and CORDELIA:
Kosher caterers
Add MENDEL and JASON:
Short insomniacs
Hypochondriacs
Add ALL:
Yiddish Americans
Crazy families
Radiologists
Intellectuals
Nervous wrecks!
Ah
AH!
Welcome to Falsetto-land
MARVIN:
It's about time, don't ya think
It's about time to grow up, don't ya think
It's about time to grow up and face the music
It's about time
One day I'd like to be
As mature as my son, who's twelve and a half
And this tall!
That's all I'd like to be
It's about growing up, getting older, living on a lover's shoulder
Learning love is not a crime
It's about time
It's about time
It's about time
It's about-
Welcome to Falsettoland was written by William Finn.
William Finn released Welcome to Falsettoland on Mon Jan 01 1990.