Jägermonsta

Jägermonsta!

[Verse 1]
If you look at it, you'll get drunk
The frothing mass of filthy chunk
The flooding eye, the boiling spew
To kick the ass of little fucking punks like you

Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
Where it came from none can say, though they do so anyway
Memories of brain cells lost, promoting drunken holocaust

[Chorus]
Try
Beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try
You drink, you die
Try
Beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try
You drink, you die

[Bridge]
Drinking, drinking, going down
Drowning in another round
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least he's really well-preserved
The Jägermonsta comes to slay
Making you get drunk today
Drive your car until it skids
Into a busload of retarded kids
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck
And then get hit by another truck
Yes, bleeding retards in the dirt
The funny thing is you're not hurt
The cops don't come, you get away
You'll live to drink another day
Hooray!

Every stupid thing I do
The Jägermonsta tells me to!

[Solo]

[Verse 2]
Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
What, she's not a virgin? Well, let's kill her anyway
That means we can fuck her, and fuck her we will
Then we will go get drunk and find someone else to kill

Drunken vengeance from the grave
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Beware the fury of the Jägermonsta!