Fuckin’ an Animal

Ohhh...
I...
Am...
Fuckin' an animal

[Verse 1]
Fuckin' an animal
Holding on the horns
Fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
Fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here

In my animal
Drinking fifty beers
Fuckin' an animal
Blowing fifty steers
Fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
Fuckin' an animal

[Chorus]
Didn't need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment
No long-term commitment
Just me and animal
Getting my dick bent

[Solo]
Oh, animal
Lovely animal
Hnnnggh...

[Verse 2]
Animal
Didn't have to say please
I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires' disease
I'm fucking an animal
Damn hard on the knees!
I'm fucking an animal

Animal!
Animal fucker on the loose
Fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose
Fuckin' an animal
One time I fucked a moose
Fuckin' an animal

[Chorus]
Now the animal's in pain
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain, terrible pain
But now it starts to rain
But I'm still the same...

Meet my animal

[Solo]
Animal!
Oh, animal
Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal

[Verse 3]
Animal
Not proud of what I do
Fuckin' an animal
I had a great time at the zoo
Fuckin' an animal
'Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!

[Spoken:] I'm not willing to spend anymore time on that song