It’s Laura’s Fault

[JUNIOR'S DAD]
Hi, Junior, how was your day, today?
My plate, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector plate
What happened to it?

[JUNIOR]
Well, it's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her
She said she had to demonstrate her apple chopper
The apple chopper worked just great
But chopped right through your bowling plate
It's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, it's true
And that's the tale I have to tell to you

[JUNIOR'S DAD]
Oh my, if that's what she said happened then
Well, I trust you Junior

[JUNIOR]
Actually, Laura didn't break the plate
It was, it was Lenny

[PERCY]
Her brother?

[JUNIOR]
Yep, that's great, Lenny broke the plate
I'll tell you the whole story

It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, he's very naughty
Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti?
He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile
It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true
And that's the tale I have to tell to you