Is That You?

Oh shit, I thought they were bout to pull my ass over. He better be fucking home *doorbell*
- Who is it?
It's me bro open up. C'mon, c'mon c'mon c'mon let me in
- Alright, hold on one second
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon. Is that them again? Oh shit, Bro.. *door bell*
-Who is it?
It's me bro open the goddamn door man..Um seriously I think the cops just circled around the block
- I don't know a Me-Bro
Motherfucker *door bell*
- Who is it?
It's me bro! Can't you see in that fucking Ring thing or ..look at my face. Open the fucking door. The cops just stopped in front of the fucking house!
The fucking cops are stopping here..Mother.. *door bеll*
-Who is it?
Motherfucker therе getting out of the car I swear to God let me in the fucking house, open up the goddamn door
There walking up the driveway right now
- I don't know any Me-Bro, go away
--Excuse me? You have some identification
Uh it's cool Officer I'm just waiting for him to open this damn door
--What's that in your hand? What's that right there
--Yeah, can we see both hands
Oh this it's just a vape...MURDER!
No, no. no look *SCREAMING*
--He's resisting!
*tazer*
--Oh, it's a vape pen. No harm no foul sir all in the damn of safety
-Hello?..Hello? Paul is that you? Paul, Paul is that you?