Introduction

[Danny Sexbang]

Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach
Far away, across the delicate sand dunes
You see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed
On top of that stallion is me, Danny Sexbang
I am shirtless and the wind is blowing through my luxurious jew-fro
Don't I look amazing?

As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian
His muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you
After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive
Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought

I look even better up close than I did far away
And I lean down to whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long:
We are Ninja Sex Party and this is our first album
You're welcome