If We Were Gay

[Spoken Intro]
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say
"Hey, Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian
You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?"
Pff, I have to laugh
Hahaha, haha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?

[Verse]
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack

[Chorus]
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay (We were super gay)
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay (We were super gay)
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Woah, woah, mostly Brian's gay
Oh, oh, oh (Brian's gay)
Oh, oh, oh

[Outro]
Here's a list of things
That Brian likes to suck:
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Balls

Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Balls, one, two, balls

Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick
Balls, my balls and dick

Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick, dick
Dick, dick, dick--
Oh shit--