Infobesity (Featuring Rand Bellavia)

Seven in the morning and I'm sick of all of this again
I shoulda gone to bed but I don’t seem to have the discipline
To close a stupid tab, close a fuckin' window
Gotta fill the hollow, got to wallow in the info
Swallowin' the info
Following the status quo

Someone wrote a post about their childhood, but I can top it
Have to take this survey to identify my inner Muppet
Argue Doctor Who, fight about Benghazi
Says I’m Sam the Eagle but I think I'm really Fozzie
I really think I'm Fozzie
But are you Pavement or Fugazi?

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Infobesity
Upvote, retweet, someone agrees with me
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Infobesity
Every social channel takes another little piece of me

Mention my connection to the latest dead celebrity then
Cyberstalk a person more successful than I'll ever be
I Start to feel depressed so then I vaguebook “I am stressed” again
Then cyberhugs, my anti-drugs, my friends are just the best. (Wowww.)
You guise, I'm really blessed. (Wowww.)
I think that I'll get dressed now!
I spend a couple hours in a massive multiplayer circus
Grinding at my keyboard in pursuit of ultimately worthless
Social stimuli, I try achievement simulation
Buying cyber-junkfood satisfying ego validation
But it's only recreation
Mental masturbation
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Infobesity
Downvote, link Snopes. Bro, you want a piece of me?
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Infobesity
Don't you even go there, I could unfriend you so easily

I do the tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap dance
I do the click, click, click, click, click, click trance
More pictures, more text
Spinning in the vortex
Stuffing all the junk food into my cerebral cortex

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Infobesity
Half a billion people seeking affirmation ceaselessly
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Infobesity
Is it any wonder we don’t treat each other decently?

Validate me or I’ll vilify you