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Thank God for how I'm living today
I'm going to fuck yo' ass up!

Burn me in hell
Curse me with death
Cast me into the lake of fire
I am a sinner

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God struck me down because I called him a jack-off
The Lord said he liked my sin [?]
I refused to let the Lord in my heart
Jesus said I was crazy

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God's lightning jolted my ass
He surged 300,000 volts of lightning in my ass
I was so stiff, I can't move
God taught me a lesson not to play with him again

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Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Colt 45, it's a dynamite taste