Verbal Assault

[Intro]
Scream, Dracula, scream, you lowdown motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
On July 9, 1994
I rode the 70 Division bus with damaging disharmony in my life
Just as when I was listening to my rock 'n roll, a mean schizophrenia voice whipped my ass with profanity
It made me cut off my CD player
Suddenly, I started to rave at the bus driver, calling him a jerk

[Chorus]
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault

[Verse 2]
On July 9, 1994 at 9:00 PM, I rode the 66 Chicago bus raving
I called the lady, who was sitting next to me, an asshole
Suddenly, a bus driver told me to watch my mouth or get off the bus
He also told me to be quiet

[Chorus]
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault

[Verse 3]
As I got off the bus at Western Avenue
I cursed my ass off crossing the street
As I was waiting on the 49 Western bus
I cursed at the traffic waiting at the bus stop
But as the 49 Western bus pulled up, I got on it cursing
I thought the lady bus driver called me a jerk
I then told her to shove a broomstick up her ass

[Chorus]
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault
Verbal assault

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi, uh huh