I Made That

[FRANCES’ DAD]
My kid yelled at the moon last night
Damn, that frances is hard to please
Said moon if you know what's good for you
Better come on down and gimme some cheese

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD]
Scrappy little whistle-blower

[CHET’S DAD]
Little shit

[FRANCES’ DAD]
Laughed so hard, thought my gut would split
She's a miniature me
Wants the moon on a plate

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD]
A real go-getter when she grows up

[FRANCES’ DAD]
And I can't wait

[CHET’S DAD]
My boy jumped in the truck last night
Steer, he said, daddy let me steer
His hands on the wheel at ten and two

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD]
Little chet's got skill

[CHET’S DAD]
Didn’t spill my beer
Left-footed screw-up in the driver's seat

[FRANCES’ DAD]
Kept her straight

[CHET’S DAD]
Oh, a good five feet

[FRANCES’ DAD]
He's a chip off the block

[CHET’S DAD]
And he’s only eight
A casanova when he grows up
And I can't wait

[FRANCE’S DAD & CHET’S DAD]
Can't help thinkin’
Can't help thinkin’
A nut don't fall too far from the tree
Like lookin' in a mirror
Lookin' in a mirror
That little crew cut is little ol' me

Can't help thinkin
Can't help thinkin

[CHET’S DAD]
When my boy is up at bat

[FRANCE’S DAD & CHET’S DAD]
I, I, I
Damn, I made that

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD]
Goddamn boys made me late again
Snuck right into our feather bed
A scene from the Saturday evening post
Got a rockwell painting etched in my head
Jake and pete snorin' in second's flat

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD, FRANCE’S DAD, & CHET’S DAD]
How's a man leave a scene like that?

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD]
Foreman’s on my ass
‘cause of course I’m late
I betcha tomorrow they try it again
And I can’t wait

[PETE & JAKE’S DAD, FRANCE’S DAD, & CHET’S DAD]
Can’t help thinkin’
Can’t help thinkin’
Can’t help thinkin’
A nut don’t fall too far from the tree
Like lookin’ in a mirror
Lookin’ in a mirror
That little crew cut is little ol’ me
Can’t help thinkin’
Can’t help thinkin’
Can’t help thinkin’
When I’m sick of where I’m at
I, I, I
I made that
I made that
I made that