Davy Crockett

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Ооо аhhhh ооо аhh аhhh аhhh
Davy Davy Davy
Crockett
Davy Crockett

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
This way to the Alamo, men!

[PETE, spoken]
Davy Crockett -

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Davy Crockett

[PETE, spoken]
Is that really you?

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
I understand why you wouldn't recognize a Frontier man in a three-piece suit. This is my Washington DC costume. They made me a licensed U.S. Congressman

[PETE, spoken]
Well Senator Crockett

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Davy Crockett

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
But wooo-I couldn't ride outta DC fast enough. Towns are dumb. Wanna have a tomahawk duel?

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Davy Crockett he likes fighting

[PETE, spoken]
Well, not right now I need some help crossing over here -

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
I coulda killed you just now. I gave a three-hour speech to that lily-livered Congress and Andrew Jackson himself, and boy did I spank him good
Powder-Wiggers throwin' round their corrupted power. This is my natural hairline, you know -

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Full head of hair on Davy Crockett

[PETE, spoken]
You've got some good hair Senator Crockett, but -

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Call him Davy

[DAVY CROCKET, spoken]
And now I'm on my way to save the day. I heard some — needed some help and I thought, David

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Crockett

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
You had better haul your half-horse, half-crocodile carcass out of town and out there to the Alamo

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Ooooh ahhhh oooh ahhh ahhh ahhh

[PETE, spoken]
DAVY CROCKETT HELP ME GET OVER THIS FENCE!

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
What'd you just say?

[PETE, spoken]
I have to protect a shrine too! And I can't even get across this fence!

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
Grr'... I always enjoyed words - chewin' on em, pickin' em, runnin' em all over my big tongue all day and most nights. But I hate that word fence. That word fence makes me wanna tear 'em down!

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Down tear 'em down, tear 'em down tear 'em down!
Down tear 'em down, tear 'em down tear 'em down!

[PETE, spoken]
Tear it down

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoke]
Shhh, I love the moment when I cross over back into the wild frontier
You got a compass, buddy?

[PETE, spoken]
I do, sir

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
You keep that little arrow ‘tween the 4 and 5 rest of your journey. And keep those laces tied. It’s the better part of the word valor where you're headed, rugrat. And valor makes my heart beat a special little hum

[PETE, spoken]
Thanks, Davy

[MANLY Chorus / MINERS]
Davy
Davy
Davy
Crockett!

[DAVY CROCKETT, spoken]
To the Alamo!

[MINER (BASS)]
Crockett!