I’m Thainese (Not Chinese)

[Intro]
I'm out here with my chopsticks
Eating ramen
Whatching me some Rick and Morty
Translated in Japanese
Wich all asians can speak!

[Verse 1]
They say Chinese have small dicks
Good thing im Thai
So my dick is fucking big
My dick could wrap around countries
And keep out mongolians

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm really not bragging
My dick's like a dragon
It's big and it's badass
Parisies can ride it
Ahh
If you think i'm Chinese open your fucking eyeballs
I'm not

[Chorus]
I'm Thainese
I'm not Chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Eating some bad Thai with Tofu
Aren't you glad we invented roku?
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Here in a spa where the tables are turned
Get a massage with a plate of Tom Yam

[Verse 2]
The vagina of an asian chick
It goes side to side
It go east to west
Yeah, I know
I travel the land and sea
I rape more than Ghengis Chink
(Cough)

[Pre-Chorus]
I got glasses 'cuz i can't see
Because my eyes are closed
Because i'm Japanese
When i say Japanese i mean Chinese
By wich i mean Thainese

[Chorus]
My mayback is Savage
My mask kills above average
Eat no food but cabbage
And care bitch, don't care bitch
Ahh
I left my daughter in the baggage crane in Thaina
Ahh
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
There in the rice feilds is where I work
Doing your algebra math homework
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Living in Thai
I'm a famous rapper
Playing some songs and get paid in apple

[Bridge]
Rock that walk baby
Hit a rock, get a rock rense rock baby
When I walk in a rock i'm shot baby
Eating wok with some Vodka
Stock trading
Ohh yeah
My cock's a trap, ready?
Hear a knock, it's the cops
Dont't stop baby
Eating rocks if i rock wearing tom brady
Better rock, better rock that wok baby
Ohhh

[Chorus]
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Being a trans on the streets of babu
Eating some brand with a little dog poo
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Baby i'm Thainese
I'm not chinese
Being so black like my favourite rapper
Wanna go back to africa
(oh yeah)

[Outro]
Taiwan is number one
We not asshole like china