Corona Cabello (Ooh Na Na)

[Chorus]
Corona, ooh na-na (Ayy)
I got it talking on my phone, na ooh na-na (Ayy)
Now I supposed to be alone, na ooh na-na (Uh)
Locked in a room of metal panels
I watch some Danny Tanner
Corona, ooh na-na

[Verse 1]
It came from Wuhan when that plane flew in (Uh)
Because of that one dude
Ate a bat, forgot to chew it (Uh)
It flapped inside of him
Soon he was dead and passed him through it (Uh)
The saddest of haikus
He went on to live in crap and sewage (Uh)

[Pre-Chorus]
What’s a poor bat to do?
Alone with the terrapins, no one there ever fed him
But then one day, he found ooze
Transformed into a teenage mutant ninja crone
Na-na-na-na-na-na

[Chorus]
Corona, ooh na-na (Woo)
Half of my arm now has Corona, ooh na-na (Woo)
Guess I’ll just fap and eat a scone now, ooh na-na (Woo)
All ‘cause one guy ate him a bat, oh (Woo)
Now that shit is a Thanos
Corona, ooh na-na

[Verse 2]
(Italy) One time was great and took up half the map, map
Now they locked in and cannot leave the house
With three cases of Corona (They all, all need corn, corn and pills, banned, banned)
Germans used to be crazy, now they’re fuckin’ scared
Corona is Chinese, not Netherlandese
Why you take it all from me?
You European, get your own disease
My culture’s not your thing
US is in quarantine, when we’re all dead but the Cherokees
‘Cause they were friends with the bats and trees
So now they rule the land again

[Chorus]
Corona, ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
No one allowed to leave their home now, ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
Got toilet paper and Patron, na ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
We closing down national border (Woo, ayy)
Hello to New World Order
We’re all German now

[Bridge]
It flew from China-na on a bat, bat, bat
Got put in corn, now we’re all dead
Oh shit, snap, snap, snap
It’s on doorknob, it’s in your snacks but relax
Just stay at home and pay your tax
Freestyle
So, I come here from Wuhan
Ain’t heard of me? Turn the news on
Wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with
We knock you out like three, two, one
If you want to talk some shit
You’re still locked up in your house like a bitch
Say hello to forty pizzas in forty days like Papa John

[Chorus]
Corona, ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
You have it, so does Post Malone, na ooh na-na, yeah (Woo, ayy)
Michael Jackson says ‘oof chamona’, ooh na-na (Woo, uh)
Kylie and Kendall, Caitlyn Jenner (Woo)
They eat that shit for dinner
Corona, ooh na-na
Corona, ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
I got it, now I’m stuck at home, na ooh na-na (Woo, ayy)
Like being stuck in the friendzone, na ooh na-na, yeah (Woo, uh)
Them bitches want some dude named Chad, ah (Woo)
They cough when you come stand there
Fuck that noise, na-na