I’m Sorry That I Got Fat (Live)

[Intro]
This last song is called "I'm Sorry That I Got Fat (I'm Going to Slim Down)"
This is the last song for the evening
So bust the rock this motherfucker
Cause' I'm gonna sing my goddamn heart out to the wide-open spaces
And I'm gonna sing my motherfucking heart out to the infinite sea
I'm gonna sing my ass off just like Sky Mountain
I'm gonna sing my motherfucking ass off to the free
I'm gonna sing it to the free
I'm gonna sing it to the free
This is gonna just like the motherfuckers who were getting arrested by the police and going to jail talking about:

[Verse 1]
Before I got fat, I was slim
That was this time when I was eating McDonald's
I kept eating McDonald's for five years from 1987
To 1992
That's when I became fat, a year later
I'm doing something about it

[Chorus]
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

[Verse 2]
I've been trying to lose weight
But it's time-taking. it's been time-taking
But I'm fixing to stay away from Wendy's, Burger King
And McDonald's, plus White Castles
That's what I'm going to do, and that's that

[Chorus]
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

[Verse 3]
I'm getting tired of eating McDonald's
That's the same as I'm tired of eating Wendy's, Burger King
White Castle and other places
Let me tell you when and how I'm losing weight

[Chorus]
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

[Verse 4]
From now on, I'm staying away from fatty foods
And eating healthy foods
And going on a strict diet

[Chorus]
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down
I'm sorry that I got fat
I will slim down

[Outro]
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Rock it to the break of dawn!
Say 'rah'!
(Rah!)
Say 'rah'!
(Rah!)