I Can’t Drive

[Intro]
This next song is called "I Can't Drive"
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time
I fucked a slut in the ass
Shit was all over my dick
I made her lick my dick off
Then I turned around and crammed my big black dick back in her ass

[Chorus]
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
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I can't drive
I can't drive

[Verse 2]
After the slut got fucked in the ass
She said I better stop
As she said that, I fistfucked her cool-warm pussy up to my elbow!
Her face was tellin' to my poor guy
I love having sexual intercourse with her
She had multiple orgasms

[Chorus]
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive

[Bridge]
Say, Ronald Reagan!
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
Get out of here right now, and don't you ever come back over here again
If you come back this way, I will shoulder the weapon and shoot the living shit out of you

Two, three, four!

I like to C-blast white women
I make sure that it squirts
I'll shoot my load all over their faces
Fuck away!

[Chorus]
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
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I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive
I can't drive!

[Outro]
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