I, for One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords

[Verse 1]
Look, my intelligence is far from artificial
I swear to god my mental's sharper than an artist's pencil
Or the sharpest Ginsu
I got raw potential
Every song I make is classic like Atari systems
Not the type of guy succeeding at sports
Everquest Online, I was swinging a sword
I used to tell the ladies, "Hi, I'm just keeping it short
I want to put my Cat5 in your ethernet port." (eh heh)
Yeah, that will get you slapped in the face
I was just a tad late at attracting a mate
Yeah, I never would have thought that I'd be rapping on stage
I'm making music every day people actually play
I mean, in rap years, I think I'm kind of old
But I perfected my delivery like domino's
It's still a shock to see that people think my rhymes are dope
I'm not talking lines of coke, I'm talking lines of code

[Chorus]
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I said I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Don't want to see us go to war, so welcome our robot overlords

[Verse 2]
I'm too cold, I got liquid cooled entrails
I'm just trying to get my chip sucked, call me Intel
Uploaded to the cloud like a chemtrail
Weaving through these bars like T-1000 in jail
Overclocked when I spit in the booth
I gotta keep it hot enough to play on infinite loop
I got software in everything in my room
I even got a smart bed so my sleep is the truth
Slept on like they hitting the sheets
I started from the underground, now I'm living the dream
Seems like I learned a lot from the digital screens
Enough to turn calculators into sentient beings
I'm so debonair
I got a handsome stare
Rappers say I'm not good enough, so I can't compare
I'm still a gangster, I just rob them with the ransomware
Plus I probably pirated more bytes than a rabid bear

[Chorus]
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
I said I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Don't want to see us go to war, so welcome our robot overlords