I F**k with Christmas

[ESTHER]
Chocolate Babka

[KIRK]
Stollen & Strudel

[ESTHER]
Bath salts and vodka

[KIRK]
A little noodle kugel

[ESTHER]
A kiss of ayahuasca

[KIRK]
Not time to be frugal

[ESTHER]
Uppers & downers

[ESTHER & KIRK]
And Sideways we GO!

[ESTHER]
I fuck with Christmas
Christmas is my business
If you wanna hit this
Pff, well you can try

I fuck with Christmas
To show you what bliss is
I kissed your missus
I guess I’m kinda high

Trim up the tree
Grow out your bush
Shit your butt
And blast your tush!
With a Hiney Hose Bidet
On Jebus’ B-day
Hanukkah and Christmas
Made a booty baby!

I fuck with Christmas
Christmas is my business
If you wanna hit this
Pff, well you can try

I fuck with Christmas
To show you what bliss is
I kissed your missus
I guess I’m kind of high

On the 12th day of Christmas my dealer did provide
12 hydrocodone
11 ladies dancing
10 mg gummies
9 or so naloxone
I ate all the acid
7 Bloody Mary’s
6 stems and caps and a couple 6 packs
5 grams of coke!
4 white claws
3 French men
2 partakе in anal play
And a brand new shiny Hiney Hose bidеt!

On Hashish
I’m dancin’
I’m prancin’
On acid
On cocaine
On uppers
On downers
I’m blitzed

But do you recall?
I can’t recall…

I fuck with Christmas
Christmas is my business
If you wanna hit this
Pff, well you can try

I fuck with Christmas
To show you what bliss is
I kissed your missus
I guess I’m kind of high