Her From Planet Fur

It happened on a day
Not unlike today
The coffee filled my cup
But love remained an empty hole
Eventually
Above me only blue
But a threatening kind of hue
A fiery meteor cracked open
From the molten glow
It appeared

Her from Planet Fur
Could never tempt a man like me
I'm to well grounded I don't need
That kind of bourgeois frivolity
Well, she can go back
To where she came from
For all I care
Her from Planet Fur, from Planet Fur

I gathered up my nerve
And breached a girlish curve
It bit back like a dog
Or maybe I imagined that a radio
Crackled in my throat
And I thought I heard the note
Of an anthem you can't hum
And while I pondered
Around my feet a tentacle

Her from Planet Fur
With that pale pink complexion
And in your mouth a cocked ray-gun
Tied to a bed of aluminum
Well, she can go back
To where she came from
For all I care
Her from Planet Fur, from Planet Fur

Her from Planet Fur
With every boy wrapped tightly around
Her finger, she won't let them down
A pinch of flesh for every pound
I'm to well grounded, I don't need
That type of bourgeois frivolity
Well, she can go back
To where she came from, for all I care

Her from Planet Fur, from Planet Fur