Cadillac, Michigan

Remember that night it rained real hard?
And we both agreed you shouldn't drive
You walked by me in the nude
You turned red and laughed
And that broke my heart
Collect call from Cadillac, Michigan
Okay, here we go

What about that cat you had
Ronny? Veronica? Whatever
You should've let me name him Charlton
Donald got a girl from Newark pregnant
What a shock
And I never wanted you more than right now
They love to bowl in Cadillac, Michigan
Okay, here we go

No, wait, don't hang up
Have I been talking too much?
I had to fade away to nearly nothing
All to find you

A black woman flashed mе in the parking lot of a Red Roof Inn
I'm in nothing but a towel on thе balcony
Gray would be the color of a rainbow here
Nothing on TV but Roger Moore
A marine checked out of the room above me
And I never wanted you more than right now
Whoever heard of Cadillac, Michigan?
Okay, here we go

No, wait, don't hang up
Have I been talking too much?
I had to fade away to nearly nothing
All to find you