According to an interview with Rivers Cuomo, the song was written on the same night as “Dope Nose.” The story is that he took “a bunch of Ritalin and had like three shots of tequila,” paced around for a while, then wrote both songs. It was inspired by a male transvestite prostitute known for ramblin...
[Verse 1]
(Uh) I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids
[Pre-Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
[Chorus]
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
Uh
[Verse 2]
I can't help my boogies, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat
[Pre-Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
[Chorus]
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
(Whoa) I've got my hash pipe
Uh
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
Woah, come on and kick me
Woah, come on and kick me
[Chorus]
(Whoa, whoa) Come on and kick me
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your problems
(Whoa, whoa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa, whoa) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
Uh, I got my hash pipe
Uh, and I got my hash pipe
Hash Pipe was written by Rivers Cuomo.
Hash Pipe was produced by Ric Ocasek.