William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Alyse Alan Louis & Christian Borle & Rema Webb
William Finn & Alyse Alan Louis & Bradley Dean & Josh Lamon & Jenni Barber & Quentin Earl Darrington & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Ana Gasteyer & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Ana Gasteyer & Bradley Dean
William Finn & Christian Borle & Ana Gasteyer & Jonathan Groff & Alyse Alan Louis
William Finn & Aaron Lazar & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jenni Barber & Josh Lamon & Ana Gasteyer & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Ana Gasteyer & Bradley Dean & Josh Lamon & Quentin Earl Darrington & Jenni Barber & Rema Webb & Alyse Alan Louis
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Alyse Alan Louis & Jenni Barber & Rema Webb & Bradley Dean & Quentin Earl Darrington & Josh Lamon
William Finn & Rema Webb & Aaron Lazar & Alyse Alan Louis & Ana Gasteyer & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar
William Finn & Josh Lamon & Aaron Lazar & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Josh Lamon & Jonathan Groff & Christian Borle & Quentin Earl Darrington
William Finn & Jenni Barber & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Josh Lamon & Bradley Dean & Ana Gasteyer & Aaron Lazar & Alyse Alan Louis & Jenni Barber
William Finn & Bradley Dean & Jenni Barber & Jonathan Groff & Ana Gasteyer & Aaron Lazar & Alyse Alan Louis
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar & Alyse Alan Louis & Ana Gasteyer
William Finn & Rema Webb
William Finn & Christian Borle & Jonathan Groff & Josh Lamon & Jenni Barber & Quentin Earl Darrington & Bradley Dean
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Ana Gasteyer
William Finn & Ana Gasteyer
William Finn & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Rema Webb & Aaron Lazar
William Finn & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar & Josh Lamon & Christian Borle & Alyse Alan Louis & Jenni Barber & Quentin Earl Darrington & Bradley Dean & Rema Webb
William Finn & Ana Gasteyer
William Finn & Malcolm Gets & Chip Zien & Christian Borle & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar & Ana Gasteyer & Alyse Alan Louis
William Finn & Bradley Dean
William Finn & Josh Lamon & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar
William Finn & Jonathan Groff
William Finn & Rema Webb & Jonathan Groff & Aaron Lazar
William Finn & Aaron Lazar & Jonathan Groff
William Finn &
William Finn & Jonathan Groff
This elaborates on Mimi’s statement in “Family History.” She says that “everything that’s wrong [with Gordon] is his father’s.” This song almost mocks this statement that in the Schwinn family, the bad genetic traits (like stupidity, obesity, and laziness) always overrule the good ones.
This whole...
[MINISTER]
The bad trait will always predominate
Bad trait is certain to win
The bad trait will always predominate
[ENSEMBLE]
That is the law of genetics
[GORDON]
According to Schwinn!
[WOMEN]
Smart or dumb
[MEN]
The dumb will predominate
[WOMEN]
Fat or thin
[MEN]
The fat will predominate
[WOMEN]
Lazy or not
[MEN]
The lazy will predominate
[ENSEMBLE]
We have (we have) lousy aesthetics
[THE MINISTER]
The bad trait
[ENSEMBLE]
Will always predominate
[THE MINISTER]
The bad trait
[ENSEMBLE]
Is certain to win
[THE MINISTER]
The bad trait
[ENSEMBLE]
Will always predominate
[ENSEMBLE]
That is the law of genetics according to Schwinn
[MIMI]
Why is the smart son always the gay son?
[GORDON/ENSEMBLE]
Schwinn's second law!
[WOMEN]
Smart or dumb
[MEN]
The dumb will predominate
[WOMEN]
Fat or thin
[MEN]
The fat will predominate
[WOMEN]
Lazy or not
[MEN]
The lazy will predominate
[ENSEMBLE]
We have (we have) lousy aesthetics
[LISA]
Say your father has a stomach
You are sure to get that stomach
[WOMEN]
It's a simple fact of science
[LISA/ENSEMBLE]
Don't rely on self reliance
You are sure to get that stomach
So eat, eat, eat!
[MINISTER]
Because the bad trait
[ENSEMBLE]
Will always predominate
[MINISTER]
Bad trait
[ENSEMBLE]
Is certain to win
The bad trait
[MEN]
Will always predominate
[ENSEMBLE]
That Is the law of genetics
That is the law of genetics according to
That is the law of genetics according to
[MINISTER]
Anything that's wrong is his father's
[WOMEN]
Anything that's wrong is his father's
Gordo’s Law of Genetics was written by William Finn.
Gordo’s Law of Genetics was produced by Jeffrey Lesser & PS Classics.
William Finn released Gordo’s Law of Genetics on Fri Feb 05 2016.