Goofin’ on the Job

Hey, hey
She's gone away
Goodbye and good riddance to her, hooray, hooray, hooray
And I'm sitting in the office
Goofin' on the job, just
Throwing little darts at her photograph
Hanging on the wall

Hey, what the hell is this?
I always miss
I haven't hit it yet
So, what? And why am I upset?
Perhaps I need to get new darts
Of course
That's all
I'll put them in the drawer
And now I think I'm feeling better than before

Oh boy, It's just a toy
And I'd best begin to work or I'll be unemployed
'Cause I'm sitting in the office
Goofin' on the job, just
Thumbing up my nose at her photograph
Hanging on the wall

Oh, I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to do that sort of thing
Oh no! How can I make it up?
Perhaps, if only this, a kiss
Okay? For laughs, I'll kiss the photograph
And just to think I almost ripped the thing in half

Oh, gee, what's wrong with me?
I best put the picture away before I blow my tree
'Cause I'm sitting in the office
Goofin' on the job, just
Shouting dirty words at her photograph

What? It isn't there
It never was
There is no photograph
It's just a window
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!