Photogenic, Schizophrenic You

This change in me
What can it be? Is it really true?
If the answer is "yes", then I confess
Here's who I owe it to:

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you
With your golden hair askew
I drool about your dual personality
’Cause I know that both of them are mad for me
Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you
Though your every mood is blue
You have gazed at no one else, I swear
You have told me by your vacant stare
And my name on your tattoo

Photogenic, Schizophrenic you
With your thirty-six I.Q (Is everybody crazy?)
Your tender kisses give me just as many thrills
As if I took twenty tranquilizer pills
Photogenic, Schizophrenic you

You have gained so very much renown
In your strapless hospital gown
Oh, I will spoon with you through all my life
'Cause they won't let me have a fork or knife
Photogenic, Schizophrenic you
And your new tattoo
Ooh!