Marching Off to Bedlam

[Intro]
One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!
Br-r-r-ring bing bing, br-r-r-rum bum bum, br-r-r-ribi-dibi-daba-daba-dum bum bum [repeated throughout song]

[Verse 1]
Knock, knock, knock, come right in!
You're the people from the looney bin!

[Verse 2]
How'd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?

[Verse 3]
Please don't make the straps too snug
I've always been a fragile bug

[Verse 4]
Must we march? Can't we ride?
I've got my horse parked right outside

[Verse 5]
Glad to see that we're on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?

[Verse 6]
Lock the door and hide the key
'Cause if I get loose, you won't catch me

[Outro]
(panting)