Genius On-Line Product Catalog (a Parody) - Revolutions in Revelation Game

A young wanderer leaves behind the comforts of the family palace—or what others consider as such, while this spirit of solitude deems all luxuries veils over the virtues of life, reason and action—and finds solace in nature’s wild, uninflected harmonies. Yet faint whisperings of a higher plane eventually lead to the realization of one’s own trailing inflections. The wanderer, and wonderer, loiters ever further into the unknown, seeking detachment of, in addition to the more tangible manipulations of their home and acquaintances, the misguidance they propagate themselves and which clings tighter with each unenlightened step.

You are the wanderer. Take advantage of your majestic acrobatic maneuvers and navigate an enthralling [no allusion to thralls. R or E, please. also, poker at 7?] world of minute detail, amazing vistas, and profound contradictions. Immerse yourself in a reality you will never want to leave as you search for the answers to your troubled existence. Guided by a mysterious force adapting to your neurological patterns, you might wind up reaching down into the very core of being.

Find the sentinel in yellow, wanderer: they will guide you to your one true destination. Find them and set yourself free.

Genius Member Price: $899.95 + $41.50 S&H
The Wanderer, the original soundtrack featuring 15 new songs by Miley Cyrus, comes as your free bonus with purchase.

Featured video:
"The Hanging Gardens" by
Maryem Tollar and Stuart Chatwood

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