G & S 3

Three little maids from school, are we
Three little maids from school

You look so pretty in your dress of pale chiffon
With it's tight little bows
And it's lovely little balls
Oh please, let me try it on
Dress me, dress me up in pale chiffon

[PAUL Spoken: Why don't you give someone else a fucking turn on stage!]

(Bom-bom, fa-lala-lala)
Oh, let me urinate upon your tongue
Let me give you a tickle, with my little golden trickle
I will be your peeing, weeing chum
If you let me urinate upon your tongue

Or let me rub off against your thigh
Let me shoot my load and spray cum into your—
I will be your getting steady guy
If you let me rub against your thigh

Stimulate my penis with your hand
Help me reach climax with the back of your throat
I will be your ever loving man
If you stimulate my penis with your hand

[RICHARD Spoken: Satan! Devil! Beelzebub!]

Satan! Devil! Beelzebub!
Satan! Devil! Beelzebub!
Satan! Devil! Beelzebub!

[TIM Spoken: *Demonic gibberish* ...That's the lyrics to "Achy Breaky Heart", backwards!]