Frog in My Pocket

I got a frog in my pocket
It's not a big frog
I like it anyway
One time I tried to hock it
Can't get much for
That kind of frog these days

You can have fun
With an amphibian
Just put him back when you're done
Back in your pocket, pocket
Else he'll jump away
It's only a frog
It's not a cat or a dog
It's not a prize-winning hog
Don't you knock it, knock it
Just the other day
I heard this old man say

I had a frog just like that
When I was much, much younger
One day I let old Oscar get away
One night he lost himself in the fog
And I raised Oscar from a pollywog
I swear to God I do miss that frog
That frog

I had a frog just like that
When I was much, much younger
One day I let old Oscar get away
The other night
We had a similar fog
I thought I saw him in a hollow log
I swear to God I do miss that frog
That frog
That frog
That frog