Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
of Montreal * Track #3 On The Early Four Track Recordings
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- #1Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
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- #2Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
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- #3Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
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- #4Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
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- #5Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
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- #6Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Comes Home
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- #7
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tubof Montreal
- #8Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
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- #9Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue
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- #10Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
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- #11Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub
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- #12Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
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- #13Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
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- #14Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
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- #15Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom
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- #16Dustin Hoffman’s Children Don’t Enter the Bathroom
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of MontrealDustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you want to be a good monster, don't swallow mine
It's all fine and dandy, this low betrayal, oh
You found friends to agree and understand
If you want to be a good monster, don't bother
[Chorus]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
[Verse 2]
You are a locked window, I can see in but can't get in
Locked in your room, until you've learned your lesson
I am a gift, which you refuse to open
If you want to be a good monster, open me
[Chorus]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
[Outro]
Chasing after honey, bet you found something
Why name me what I want if I am a gift
Just waiting to be opened, coming out of my shell
If I am a gift, why don't you open
Me?