Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom
of Montreal * Track #15 On The Early Four Track Recordings
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- #1Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
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- #2Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
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- #3Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
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- #4Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
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- #5Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
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- #6Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Comes Home
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- #7
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tubof Montreal
- #8Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
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- #9Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue
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- #10Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
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- #11Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub
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- #12Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
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- #13Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
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- #14Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
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- #15Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom
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- #16Dustin Hoffman’s Children Don’t Enter the Bathroom
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of MontrealDustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I am age four and Uncle Anders and baby
Wear me like a winter coat when you’re the worst weather
Rally ‘round Richard, quite a handful
He’s a mad apple first and foremost
[Verse 2]
My family is my island
I better get down
Thinking the plane into the ground
I’m like that guy who couldn’t figure out
The water from the sky
[Chorus]
A fat voice, a mind adrift
Fit for a comfortable smile
[Verse 3]
Baby Washington pulled over
Eat a mossed melon
He knows a slow roller
But he’s doing the green apple quick step
Anders in kurrajongs passed thе bridge
Oh, Richard’s taking in the scenеs
He’s a horny little salad
[Verse 4]
My family is my oyster
I better get down
Thinking the plane into the ground
I’m like that guy who couldn’t figure out
The water from the sky
[Chorus]
A fat voice, a mind adrift
Fit for a comfortable smile