Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
of Montreal * Track #13 On The Early Four Track Recordings
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Album The Early Four Track Recordings
- #1Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
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- #2Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
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- #3Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
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- #4Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
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- #5Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
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- #6Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Comes Home
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- #7
Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tubof Montreal
- #8Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
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- #9Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue
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- #10Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
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- #11Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub
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- #12Dustin Hoffman’s Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
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- #13Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
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- #14Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
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- #15Dustin Hoffman’s Children Enter the Bathroom
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- #16Dustin Hoffman’s Children Don’t Enter the Bathroom
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of MontrealDustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know this kid with really long hair
Likes to kiss you in public places
He gives good looks
And really pretty conversations, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't speak well in any place
[Verse 2]
I know this kid with a really nice clique
Likes to drag you into places
He takes nice walks
And would like to add you to his list
I know this kid with really nice feet
And really big teeth, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me
[Verse 3]
I know this kid with a really nice face
And a really special personality
He likes to stay out, sees and notes the goings-on
Always likes to be in the center, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me
[Outro]
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