​delete your facebook

[Verse 1]
I know that I'm very dependent
I don't like to do things alone
I'm uncomfortable whenever I'm out
I'd rather just stay home

I'm sure that I can be exhausting
I know you've got a lot to do
But even though that I'm to blame
I'll blame the pain on you

And every social network is
Masochistic torture
And I'm desperate for an encore
From the unknowing performers

At my bedroom funeral
Pallbearers from profiles
They're dressed in parties and Bacardis
And I'm dressed in week-old clothes

[Chorus]
I'm gonna delete my facebook and
Take myself right back to bed
'Cause I don't seem to have any friends
I dont seem to have any fucking friends

I thought it was supposed to get better when
I grew up but it didn't and so instead
I'm still wishing that I was fucking dead
'Cause I don't have any fuckin' friends

[Verse 2]
The armor doesn't shine
Quite the way it used to
But I'm slowly getting used to
All the things that my tongue can do

I try hard not to whine
And so I sound like a tryhard
And I die hard every time
I am a liar so my heart's on fire

'Cause my heart is in my pants
So the semen on my hands
Must be all the evidence
That somehow I'm alive again

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause my heart is in my pants
And so the semen on my hands
Must be all the evidence
That somehow I'm alive again

[Chorus]
I'm gonna delete my facebook and
Take myself right back to bed
'Cause I dont seem to have any friends
I don't have any fuckin' friends

I thought it was supposed to get better when
I grew up but it didn't and so instead
I'm here wishing I was fucking dead
'Cause I don't have any fuckin' friends

And if all of my apathy's not strong enough
To protect me from rejection
How am I supposed to learn my lesson?

I'm gonna delete my facebook and
Take myself right back to bed
'Cause I don't seem to have any friends
I don't seem to have any fuckin' friends

I thought it was supposed to get better when
I grew up but it didn't and so instead
I'm still wishing that I was fucking dead
'Cause I don't have any fuckin' friends

[Outro]
And if all of my apathy's not strong enough
To protect me from rejection
How am I supposed to learn my lesson?