Courage In A Can

Courage isn't something that comes to every man
Most people prefer to leave their fate in other hand
Work at dead end job just waiting for my check
Spend the rest of my time in front of a tv set
When I finally go out try to socialize
The only way that I can do it is through bloodshot eyes
Makes my wife look so much better sitting in the car
Gives us both all we need to party at the bar!

Courage in a can
Whoa oh oh
Courage in a can
Whoa oh oh

After we have had a few my wife will start to mingle
I'll play some shuffleboard keep on drinking
Then before you know it I will see my wife
Flirtin' in the corner with some kind of low life
I don't even hesitate as I walk up to them
Punch the fucker in the head and tell them to be leavin'
Then the bouncer take us throw us in the street
Get my wife to drive me home we'll be back next week!

Courage in a can
Whoa oh oh
Courage in a can
Whoa oh oh