After This Beer

Got a few things I'd like to tell you
Just some things I think might help you
Just some things that work for me
I guess you could call it my philosophy
I sit around here in the armchair of life
Feel sorry for me just look at my wife
She's got a bruise under her eye
She was talking on the phone when my drink went dry

After this beer
I'll turn the tv on
After this beer
I'll take the garbage out
After this beer
I'll cure the common cold
After this beer
I think I'll have another

There is no point in getting involved
Because your problems have already been solved
Society will take care of you
Why sit with your brain in a bottle of brew
After a while they won't make you go to work
Because you drink all the time and you act like a jerk
Hold it a second now I need another beer
Get me another honey come on now be a dear

After this beer
I'll show you who's the boss
After this beer
You'll regret your insolence
After this beer
I worked all fucking day
After this beer
And now you're gonna pay

When I say get me a beer
I mean get me a fucking beer

I really showed that stupid bitch
I guess I got the 7 year itch
It's the second one???
???late for dinner one day
When I don't get my way I see red
With thoughts of murder running through my head
Then I ask myself a question
Will all this booze ever make me insane?

After this beer
I know I'll never change
After this beer
I guess I was born this way
After this beer
I think I'm quite together
After this beer
I better have another