College Fight Song For Sesquipedalians

I like big words
'cause I'm a sesquipedalian
I like how it feels to say
Pantagruelian, illywacker
Arglebargle, unctious
Noctambulist, capernoited, brontide
Fankle, cruciverbalist
Saxicolous - someone who lives
Under a rock
Chronomentrophobia - fear of clocks
Jejune behavior is juvenile
A connoisseur of fine wine is an oenophile

Cupidity relates to insatiable greed
Dipsomaniac's a drunk
Who smokes too much weed
To bombilate means you loudly buzz or hum
An impecunious ignoramus is a
Broke and dumb bum

A philosophunculist lies to impress others
Mamothrept a child spoilеd by grandmother
Bindlestiff that's another word for tramp
Rawky mеans it's foggy, cold, and damp

Mumsimus one who sticks to their old ways
Nudiustertian pertains to
The day before yesterday
An autotonsorialist
Cuts their own hair
A blatherskite is a person
Full of hot air

But my new favorite big word
Is spaghettification
It's better than bobsydie
Or malversation
Better than gongoozler
(that's an idle spectator)
Better than filipendulous
You can look that up later (means hanging by a thread)

Spaghettification is also called
The noodle effect
Think of astrophysics tidal forces
Though in retrospect
Spaghettification is a subject
Neil deGrasse Tyson knows
I just like how it sounds
Like hinky, keek, and juxtapose

Macity, deracinate
Badmash, prevaricate
Bingle, scrippage
Peely-wally, discombobulate
Preantepenultimate
Frondeur, gasconade
Slubberdegullion
Panurgic, estrapade

Sesquidipalians
This song is for you
You're not eccedentesiasts
Your hearts beat true
You're not snollygosters who
Engage in sphallolalia
You are superbious
Halleluliah

Sesquipidalians
Smack the verbal recumbentibus
Stronger than an arbalest
Or a blunderbuss
Sesquipedalians of the world unite
With our big vocabularies
We will fight fight fight!

Sesquipedalians
Sesquipedalians
Is there another big word for
Sesquipedalians?
I wish there was but no