Chris (Skit)

[Skit: Chris Tucker]
Ayy man, what up, man?
Joyner man, what's happenin', man?
Look man, let me just let you know, man, you takin' too goddamn long with this album, man
And I don't wanna hear about that ADDHD shit
My mama got ADHD too, my nigga
And she ain't ever use that as no damn excuse to be lazy
My great-great-grandmama had ADHD and so did my grandaddy
You need to do, all you need to do, man, is smoke a little weed, man
Get your mind right
Got all these goddamn people waitin' on you
Man, I thought, I thought you was supposed to drop that damn album two years ago, man
I done shot ten goddamn movies and your shit still ain't dropped yet, man
You been, you been milkin' the fuck out that album cover, man, way too long
So I hope this music's good, because if it's not, I'ma be highly upset, nigga
Every time I go on YouTube, you got a new video of you throwin' a pity party because you got ADHD
Fuck your pity party, man
Boo-fuckin'-hoo, man, stop cryin'
Smoke some weed and drop this damn album already
Goddamn, we waitin'
Bye