Captain Abduction

Have you ever wanted to disappear?
And climb aboard a giant spaceship flying ‘round through outer space
Just imagine waking up inside a chamber
With a smile on your face (smile on your face)

Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)
Please take me back
When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)
Then you can begin, I’ll be good so you can do your thing
So long it’s been…

Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and
Hook me up to that machine
Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

It feels like yesterday that they took me away
And though I couldn’t walk for days…I felt A-OK
I wish they didn’t let me off to be ignored
I’d rather get back on the ship and enter through the backdoor

Captain Abduction, please take me back (please take me back)
Please take me back
When I see your ship, please let me in (please let me in)
Then you can begin, no complaints, but I might say one thing:
Do it again!

Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and
Hook me up to that machine
Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

Ba-ba-ba it’s been my dream
Now, now it’s happening
My butt butt butt butt butt’s hangin’ out
Ba-ba-ba it’s been my dream
Now, now it’s happening
My butt butt butt butt butt’s hangin’ out

As they hook me up I’ve got a big grin on my face
Their tools start shaking a bit and then…WHOO!

Take me, it has been my dream
To get abducted by a bunch of men in green and
Hook me up to that machine
Come and abduct me, come abduct me again

Have you ever gotten probed in the rear?