C.H.A.R.L.E.S.

(Intro: Lord Diamonds)
Come on now Bryan this isn't 'The Sword in the Stone'
Tell me which suit should I wear when I meet him:
The dark or the light Harris tweed?
I need to know precisely

(Verse 1: Lord Diamonds)
Dressed to pop a lot
Top of the charts yes I top a lot
I'll never stop until this king's up in Camelot
I'm rapping hot, showing up all the king's men
Like Big Ben
We're swinging those swords that are mightier than pens: a Top 10
We're sending in hits like MI6
I'm getting my kicks by licking the pot pourri off of white chicks
I'm waiting hopingly, openly for the right mix
I've got the Pope and me ropin' so that the night sticks
Tight tricks, we're rapping the magic in rap
Dressed in polo: elegant with a subtle touch of Hugh Grant
I bet you can't like I enchanted the scene
I implemented codeine, perhaps we'll share a glass of Ovaltine
The noble Queen deemed my tracks bringin' peoples back
I'm bringing sequels back when beanie's on my regal track
We're riding saddleback we're riding battle tracks
As a matter of fact you stole a page from out of my almanac
We pack aristocratal rhymes in these desperate times
Dressed to the nines I'll mix in a drink with all my favourite lines
Inclined to wash and rinse
I'm going to meet the prince
Your favourite noble beef Karl
When I go to meet Charles

(Break)
C ("it's payback time for Charles")
H ("we're talkin' 'bout Charles")
A ("it's payback time for Charles")
R ("perfectly blithering, my dear man!")
L ("it's payback time for Charles")
ES (we're talking about Charles)

(Verse 2: Lord Diamonds)
Nobody's cooler when you're born to be a royal ruler
The crowning jeweller of the Windsor family time's and moolah
Like a medulla oblongata, oughta meet the crooner
I bought a schooner so the tune I guess is sooner to rule ya
So I can meet the man first, they talking coz your plas was perverse
They caught you walking with a man purse
They try to front like they could make it off the soldier work (?)
These chaps are rapping how they could have had a polo shirt
They tailor-fitted and pressed so Charles will have envy
Impersonate the best so that you're spitting like an old bean
I come complete when I swing the mallet with a swagger
I'm running the Jeep off a power ballad by Mick Jagger
Like cloak and dagger I'll be mixing tracks in Scotland Yard
I'm scuttlin' hard when I'm meeting with Prince Charles and y'all
When duty calls I'll be mad gorilla acting killer
When booty calls I'll be spending skrilla on Camilla
Wrapped in vanilla with production like I'm JJ Dilla
This first-born instance will be living like a ducky biller
I'm up in the Aston
I'm up in the Martin
PC and me are where the real talk is

(Break)
C ("it's payback time for Charles")
H (we're talking 'bout Charles)
A("it's payback time for Charles")
R("Perfectly blithering, my dear man!" that's the boy)
L ("it's payback time for Charles" cheers to Big Ears)
ES (we're talking bout Charles)

(Verse 3: Stroker deLuca)
The knight in shining motherfucking armor in the cut
Let's drop a saddle on the high horse and giddy up
To gallop on the track with my trusted noble steed
Oversee the procedure to get them royalties
Royal steez looking hella debonair
Acting like I'm Piers Brosnan with a bit of Fred Astaire
Calling up the guard giving you my deadest stare
So get to stepping like a motherfucking set of stairs
We go to battle and the cavalry come with the cannons
King of the castle coz I'm living like Dungeons and Dragons
Heavy artillery raps, acts of chivalry
Ducks get beheaded and that, that's the guillotine
I drop it on them like a dirty beat up in a filthy clurb
That's when the bobby caught me pulling out my billy club
From Buckingham Palace to British Columbia
Down to Santa Monica and that's a hip motherfucker like Charles

(Break)
C ("it's payback time for Charles")
H ("we're talkin' 'bout Charles")
A ("it's payback time for Charles")
R ("perfectly blithering, my dear man!")
L ("it's payback time for Charles")
ES (we're talking about Charles)
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