Blast Off

Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat, it's gonna bite back

Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Four, three, two, one, blast off

Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you want to burn in that 'roid
We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door

Blast off at Cape Canaveral
All systems go
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Four, three, two, one, blast off

Jalepeno, habenero
Burning all your hair down there-o
Picinu, vindaloo
They're gonna getcha, they're gonna getcha too

You know those red things in the kung pao?
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy and it's time to count down

Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Blast off at Cape Canaveral

Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Houston, we have a problem
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Four, three, two, one, blast off