Bad Bad Men (Of the Wild Wild West)

[Sample: Yeeeehaw!]

[Verse 1]
Billy was an orphan, Mommy was a whore
Poe got scared in the porno war
Getting drunk and shooting guns was all they ever had
Could it be that that's what made our boy so bad, yeah

[Chorus]
(Bad...) Bad bad men and they're coming to town
(Bad men...) They shot a man for snoring too loud
(Bad...) Billy The Kid, Jesse James
(Bad men...) The jail's wide open and the town's in flames

I said they're bad (Yeeehaw!)
I said they're bad (Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!)
I said they're bad
I said they're bad

[Verse 2]
Creeping in your backyard, hiding in the night
Capering with corpses in the dank moonlight
They started robbing banks, then moved to mutilation
Now his offspring terrorize the nation
Billy got drunk, Johnny got even
Bull went belly-up and joined up with the G-men
Piece of meat on the street, torn apart in the town
By inflatable hands of a sinister clown, hey

[Chorus]
(Bad...) Bad bad men and they're coming to town
(Bad men...) They shot a man for snoring too loud
(Bad...) Richard Ramirez, Jessie James
(Bad men...) The sheriff is dead, the town's in flames

I said they're bad (Yeeehaw!)
I said they're bad (H'ya! H'ya!)
I said they're bad (They're very bad, they're very bad, those guys are very bad!)
I said they're bad (They're very bad men! Very bad!)

[Bridge]
Bob's got his reason, said the end was near
Billy looked up from the bed and said "I'm walking outta here"
It's a new religion, carnival of crime
Fight for your scraps of meat, you're starving all the while

I said they're bad
They're bad
They're so bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad
They're so bad
Bad Bad Men of the Wild Wild West

I feel jacked up, drinking my 4-O
Blew your face onto the bumper, then I just said "Yo"
It's a new religion, carnival of sleaze
Pile you up that dusty road and leave you creaking in the breeze
Say bad...

Bad
Bad
They're so bad, bad, bad, bad
They're so bad
They're so bad!
Bad Bad Men of the Wild Wild West!