Audiotree Live 03/27/2014: About Barbers and Barbershops (Transcript)

(Applause)
(Whoa!)

Cameron Thorne: That's a real short one.

Host: (Laughs) No, I like it. Naive Thieves on Audiotree Live. I just heard someone in there go "Whoa!"

Thorne: (Whoa!)

Host: ...like right as it ended, which is really great.

Thorne: That should be on recording.

Host: Yeah, just them yelling it.

Voice from offscreen: (Whoa!)

Host: So, sort of the old incarnation of Cameron had the pretty slick lookin' mustache, you know? And even now, with the hair though, do you have a barbershop relationship back home? Yeah, would you talk about that?

Thorne: (Yeah. Yeah, sure.) Actually, my barber is like one of my best friends.

Host: Cool, dude.

Thorne: But I met him just going in randomly; I was switching barbershops and one of my friends recommended a shop that was kind of by me where I live. And I went in and he happened to be open so we just became really good friends and I— Except for— Actually Kyle cuts hair too, but...

Levi Audette: He's my barber.

Thorne: He's everybody else's barber.

Host: (Okay. Yikes.) (Laughs)

Kyle Garcia: Every time we go on tour, I'm always the guy who's like instead of hanging out with everybody I'm cutting everyone's hair.

Audette: (Everyone.)

Host: Oh, so like other bands and things like that?

Audette and Garcia: (Yeah.)

Thorne: Poor guy.

Host: That's pretty— That's awesome. Really though.

Thorne: Except this store he hasn't at all because, I mean, you deserve your time to hang.

Garcia: Yeah, I kinda like the break from—it's nice.

Host: So wait, do they pay your or do they...? In college I used to cut buzzes for like ramen or two bucks. Do they ever give you money or anything?

Garcia: Don't get me wrong, there are really sweet guys and at first they did but I think—

Host: (Laughs)

Thorne: (Too comfortable.)

Garcia: It's not— I don't think they expect it, it's just like— I don't mind. Let's just put it that way. (We're all good friends.)

(Various band members make indecipherable comments.)

Host: (Okay. Sure, yeah.) (Laughs) Nobody— Yeah, he's too nice. What he means is like they should pay his ass, you know? Kick him some money or something, geez. Okay, cool, well. That's awesome that you're friends with your barber. Like I've never—
I don't have a barber or go to a barbershop, you know, I don't really... Culture's cool.

Thorne: Yeah, it's fun. I don't know. For me, it's cheesy but it's like one of my favourite places 'cause it's like I can just go and have a beer and get my haircut, which is like... For me, I love somebody touching my hair, so. (Laughs)

Host: So there you go.

Thorne: Even if it's a dude, so it's cool.

Host: Yeah. (Laughs) Sweet. You guys can go into your next track.

Thorne: Alright, cool.

[Next track: You're No Good]