Are You Still Seeing Graig, the Orthodontist?

[Verse 1]
I stopped seeing straight
About an hour ago
Does anybody have a menthol?
Hey bro, can I bum a smoke?
I drank tequila straight
For like an hour or so
Is your friend Dom still here?
I wanna buy some, well, you know
(Snow)

[Chorus]
And everything's all right
Everything's just fine
Even though I joke about it
It's not all the time
'Cause everything's all right
Everything's just fine
Even though I joke about it
It's not all the time

[Verse 2]
I'm pretty sure I wrote a screenplay
With your best friend, uh... Sbeve?
Does anybody wanna shotgun?
Hey, can I borrow your keys?
I won 8 games of beer bong
A horserace or two
I can't go home alone again
Can I leave with you?
(No)

[Chorus]
And everything's all right
Everything's just fine
Even though I joke about it
It's not all the time
'Cause everything's all right
Everything's just fine
Even though I joke about it
It's not all the time

[Bridge]
And I can't stop now, and I can't slow down
'Cause then I'd actually have to work on myself
And it hurts a bit less when I drink away my stress
Back into the corner with my memories of you
So I can't wait 'til I can't think straight
And leave these hollowing goodbyes behind me
So thanks again for everything, you know I'll feel this endlessly
Probably won't do anything dangerous just yet

[Chorus]
And everything's all right
(Everything's all right)
Everything's just fine
(Everything's just fine)
Everything's all right
(Even though I joke about it)
Everything's just
Nothing's all right
(Nothing's all right)
Nothing is fine
(Nothing is fine)
Nothing's all right
(I don't wanna talk about it)
Nothing is fine

[Outro]
"You guys seriously have to leave."