Amy’s Song (The Bum Steer)

(IIIIIIII) I'm givin' the bum steer!
In the rear, dear
Step aside
Clear a space
For the butt smear

Your ass is all that!
Now here's a cheek smack!
Spread those flaps and get ready for contact
That shit is funky
Undiscovered country
I'll do my patriotic duty in the rump, see?
Well, do you miss me?
I'm talkin' to you, she!
What I'm offering is a come-from-behind victory!

Let's open the trap door
There's so much to explore
I feel the need to intercede on the bottom floor
Well, can you see me?
I'm right behind thee!
Giving you a free lesson in
PROCTOLOGY
Well I fuck ass, man
So don't be crass, ma'am
Let's just skip the formalities and BUTT SLAM!

My little horse might think it queer
To fuck you in that sweet ass rear
Between those cheeks my aim is clear
Survey that lower HEMISPHERE

With legs akimbo
We make Rear Window
Like Alfred Hitchcock
Process the BUTT LOCK!
So baby it's simple
To rock that dimple
There ain't no love loss
When I do the ASS FLOSS!

So in summation
To this oration
Don't ever cheer dear
A-DO THE BUM STEER!
(DAMN!)