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Alien Boy is the first of two EXTREMELY profound ballads on this album. It includes sad shit about not fitting in in the world or whatever, getting beat up by Norm MacDonald, getting killed in a well, and drinking your own diarrhea. What a world we live in folks.
I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
I just wanna go and run away, hey! Motherfucker
Motherfucker
My fucking cat died today
I think I wanna just run away
Good news, it's just a fucking cat
Just buy another one
That was a Norm Macdonald joke
I didn't steal it, I just covered it
Please don't beat me up, Norm, Norm
(Norm! No!) (Like, in cauliflower, with a fuckin' dog face.)
(Ow! No, Norm!) (People wanna throw you down a well.)
(Motherfucker) (Wonder if they wanna murder you in a well.)
Help me
I'm a fucking alien
I don't belong here
Humans are not my kind
Help me
I'm a fucking alien
What am I supposed to eat or drink
Fuck water, fuck you, fuck everything
I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
I just wanna go and run away, hey!
Alien Boy was written by Andrew Katz.
Alien Boy was produced by Andrew Katz.
1 Trait Danger released Alien Boy on Fri Feb 16 2018.