Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Verse 1]
Embossed in gold, upon the door
You'll find three famous names
Of a law firm known quite well by all
It's said that they can get you off
No matter what you've done
Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Verse 2]
Take the case not long ago
Of The People v. Smith
Who was accused of making alcohol
But the famous three dug up some names
And the judge dismissed the case
For Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Chorus]
Somehow, the scales of justice
Always seems to tip their way
Now, I'm not saying that they stretch the law
I'm just saying that for years
They haven't lost a casе
Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Verse 3]
Thе trio always draws a crowd
When they present a case
People come to laugh and have a ball
You've never seen such carrying on
In acting in your life
It's Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Verse 4]
Now, you don't need a reference
For them to take your case
All you need's a dime to place the call
For freedom [???], just send your money to
Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall

[Chorus]
Somehow, the scales of justice
Always seems to tip their way
Now, I'm not saying that they stretch the law
I'm just saying that for years
They haven't lost a case
Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall
Abercrombie, Morganstern & Hall