Meaner

[Hook]
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I just got arrested for streaking
At a football game, it wasn't easy
To get away with that shit, everybody knows that
I'm a bad influence, bitch, I know that
I should have known better than to get naked
In public, as for the penalty, I'll take it
And add it to my criminal record, you bitches fucked up
(So, you think it's our fault that we got you locked up!?)
Yeah, bitches, you never should have stopped me
Never took a look at me just when the police locked me
Up in a cell, so I could think about my actions
And consequences, but that ain't gonna happen
I'm really disappointed in you bitches when you said that
I ain't gonna make it to the top, yeah I heard that
Motherfucking bullshit too many times
I'm about to come along with you, so we can have a good time

[Hook]
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time

[Verse 2]
Yeah, now I got arrested
For driving while I'm drinking some beer, I'm getting tested
But I'm still nude, like I was before
I'm never gonna tell the police that I got a whore
Sitting in the passenger's seat, and she's naked
She don't really give a fuck if they hate it
But it's a fucking country that we get to speak freely
You ain't gonna take us to jail, we ain't leaving
(And neither are we, sir, until you put your clothes back on)
Hell, no, motherfucker, I'm gone
I ain't taking shit from you, you ain't got the right guy
(Uh, yes, we do, sir, you were streaking from the other night
We were getting onto you for the criminal charge)
I don't know you, motherfucker, I ain't going too far
On what I did that night, so I have a right
To do whatever I want, so you can take a hike

[Hook]
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner (Oh, oh, oh)
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight (Oh, oh, oh)
And right now, this ain't a good time
I feel like getting meaner (Oh, oh, oh)
But I'm about to get a misdemeanor
For whatever the fuck I did tonight (Oh, oh, oh)
And right now, this ain't a good time